May 23, 2018

Overheard this week


… at a Folk Across the Street party, West Creek:

Woman near the fire pit: “The fifth-graders are way more ambidextrous.”


… in the ladies room at Old Causeway, Manahawkin:

Woman 1: “I think the ‘beach body’ is a myth.”

Woman 2: “Like Bigfoot?”

Woman 1: “Like the Tooth Fairy.”

Woman 2: “Don’t hate on the Tooth Fairy!”


… during a photo shoot at a dance studio:

“I’m trying to take a selfie, godda–”

“Don’t take the Lord’s name in vain.”

“Especially on a Sunday.”


“Your headlights are on.”

“Ugh, can we just edit out my nipples?”


“Mermaid! Point your toe!”


“Wait, that is your middle finger? Put that down.”


“Oh, I’m under a palm tree.”

“Me too.”

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