Earshot

May 30, 2018

Overheard this week

 

… outside Anchor Produce Market

One woman to another, about a child: “It’s just like, he can do no wrong. No consequences. No discipline.”

 

… inside Anchor Produce Market

One friend to another: “Is your mom making nachos? Do we need nacho chips?”

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Same friend: “They have a 10-pound and a 20-pound. Do you really think we’re going to use that much ice? OK, the 20-pound bag, I guess.”

 

… at Jeffries Décor and More

Dick Jeffries: “I was making environmental art before we had an environment. People didn’t get it!”

 

… in Surf City

Little boy, about his Pokémon collection: “I have so many good cards, but I don’t even know how to use them.”

 

… at the Barlow Buick GMC dealership, Manahawkin

Customer, about an elderly relative: “Can’t argue with dying people.”

 

… in Harvey Cedars

Kite boarders, walking off the beach: “Too bad the guy (with the camera) got here too late; he could have gotten some good pictures.”

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